Experience

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Safety Inspector • Nov, 1980 — Present

Write about your core competencies in one or two sentences describing your position. If you held the position for a long time, it could be a longer section, including a couple bullet points

  • Ate lots of donuts
  • Fell asleep rarely
  • Left promptly at end of day (sometimes earlier)

Sir Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre

Safety Inspector • Jun, 1978 — Sept, 1979

If your stint was shorter, feel free to be brief and just call out the most meaningful points of your role. Be concise, and be meaninful. The person reading just needs enough to want to talk to you more about your experience.

Simpson Lazer Tag

Front Desk Attendant • Jun, 1975 — May, 1978

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie... Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.

Education

Springfield College

Associates Degree, Business Management • 1984 — 1986

Quickest to fall asleep

If you had any meaningful roles at college, feel free to write about them here

Projects

donutfinder.io

Founder & Primary Developer • 2012 — Present

Donut Locator is an open source node/ember app that lets users find donuts within a defined radius from their home.

Springfield Donut Eater's User Group

Co-Founder & Organizer • 2007 — Present

DEUG is a local monthly meetup in Springfield where we share all the latest tips and tricks for dat donut lifestyle. I organize the group, and typically eat most of the donuts.

Skills

Donut design

Sprinkle art, icing design, eclair management, taste testing, donut/coffee pairing research

Craft beer brewing

Hops inspection, brew testing, distribution management, bottle label design, festival and event management

Family leadership

Bread winning, conflict resolution, couch inspection, TV longevity testing

Recognition

Outstanding Achievement

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant • 2010

Awarded for stopping a nuclear meltdown, even though I also started it.

Duff Beer Customer of the year

• 1997 — 2001, 2003, 2008 — 2012

Honored by Duff Beer for being an outstanding customer several years straight. Qualifications included most beer consumed at a bar, most beer purchased, and most beer ralphed.

Moe's Patron of the Month

• 12/2001, 8/2004

Specifically this prestigious awarded twice for stopping a robber with my belly.

Associations

Future Business Leaders of America

Volunteer • 2014 — Present

Organized bake sales to raised money for March of Dimes, Breast Cancer, and Book for Africa. Also decorated and created awareness for Breast Cancer.

Breakthrough Atlanta

Volunteer/Alumni • 2012 — Present

As an Alumni I was asked to come back and help conduct interviews for incoming Breakthrough Atlanta students. I also assited Btreakthrough Atlanta, with Retired NBA Celebrity Basketball game as a Greeter, Concession Stand Associate and Point Keeper.